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Funny Vidi Vici Presents: Fresh Takes
Our first show sold out. Now we’re back for round two.
Eight of Amsterdam’s up-and-coming comedians take the stage with their best material, plus a few bold, brand-new jokes you’ve never heard before.
Fresh Takes is a curated comedy night for people who like sharp jokes, strange thoughts, and comedians you’ll want to say you saw early.
@droog, Amsterdam
24 November 2026
Bianca:
Dry, observational stand-up from an introvert who has already overthought this bio. Bianca started comedy in September 2025 and was a 2025 TUNA Newbie of the Year finalist. She did not win. You may have gathered that from the word “finalist.”
Isa:
Born by the Caspian Sea, named wrongly, and Amsterdam-based. Isa tries to make sense of philosophy, religion, and everyday absurdity through satire and awkward humor.
Lennard:
“No matter your age, it’s never too late to give up on your dreams.”
At age 43, Lennard finally gave up his life’s mission of being one of the cool kids and switched to comedy instead.
He now spends his days writing jokes. Please don’t tell his boss.
He now spends his days writing jokes. Please don’t tell his boss.
Lennard has yet to win any awards, or recognition, or respect, or dignity, but he firmly believes you can achieve anything if you just put your mind to it. Case in point: he did a push-up once.
Thomas:
Thomas recently started getting up on stages. Sometimes he’s a storyteller, other times a poet, today he’s a comedian. They say he’s unapologetically gay. That’s not true. He apologises in advance.
George:
This strange man from Switzerland has been a regular in Amsterdam’s comedy scene since 2022. George dazzles audiences with his honest, bizarre style. He is also getting closer and closer to making it.
This strange man from Switzerland has been a regular in Amsterdam’s comedy scene since 2022. George dazzles audiences with his honest, bizarre style. He is also getting closer and closer to making it.
Georgie:
A first-hand report from the dungeons of dating, on the hunt for her first husband. Georgie gives very, very true accounts of the horrors of modern men and the plight of single women in the current economy. Her raw and largely inappropriate take will mostly just leave you pitying her.
A first-hand report from the dungeons of dating, on the hunt for her first husband. Georgie gives very, very true accounts of the horrors of modern men and the plight of single women in the current economy. Her raw and largely inappropriate take will mostly just leave you pitying her.
Aryo:
Aryo has been doing standup for a year and he has yet to give up on comedy. His act is delightfully awkward, occasionally relatable, and always unforgettable.
Aryo has been doing standup for a year and he has yet to give up on comedy. His act is delightfully awkward, occasionally relatable, and always unforgettable.
Joey:
Joey is a French guy from Spain who grew up in the Caribbean, but he’s been in the Netherlands for over 10 years. This means he has a few thoughts to share. Some of those are personal, some are from his eccentric point of view, and some are straight up hot takes. Either way, he’s laying his weird little brain bare to you for a bit, so feel free to laugh with him or at him.
Joey is a French guy from Spain who grew up in the Caribbean, but he’s been in the Netherlands for over 10 years. This means he has a few thoughts to share. Some of those are personal, some are from his eccentric point of view, and some are straight up hot takes. Either way, he’s laying his weird little brain bare to you for a bit, so feel free to laugh with him or at him.
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